Episode Title:Secret of the Flushed Footlong.Episode Description:Angela Lansbury stars in an updated version of Murder She Wrote; a shampoo bottle sings about being rubbed into a man's hair and balls; Seth Green tells the story of how he got sick during a filming of a Burger King commercial when he was a child; the American Girl dolls have a tea party that gets awkward when Addy Walker reveals that she grew up during slavery times; Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles creeps out his blind date; KITT from Night Rider is abused; The opening theme to The Brady Bunch gets a shocking extended version explaining what happened to Carol's first husband; a carpenter ant makes the ultimate sacrifice for insect-kind; a mummy wants to know where his penis is; a collection of Will Smith's rejected action one-liners from Independence Day; Waldo from the Where's Waldo books get a text message; The toys from Toy Story meet a condescending, overly-PC toy from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website; Americans and Muslim terrorists finally bond when both of them reveal their hatred for Adobe Reader Update; The Brave Little Toaster tries to toast an everything bagel; Huey Lewis presents a rejected song from the first Back to the Future movie.